Faith In Irony

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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—	Susan Ertz, author (1894-1985)

This is how I end many arguments.

And here I thought the only reason we have the capacity to reason is so we can curate content on a Tumblr blog.

Will there be minorities in heaven?

Says Balls: “Funny, cuz Hawaiians are American and Jesus was a Jew.”