Faith In Irony
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best — and therefore never scrutinize or question.
Stephen Jay Gould, paleontologist, biologist, author (1941-2002) via AWAD
divineirony:

But special pleading

divineirony:

But special pleading

God is just one zilla less than Godzilla.

God is just one zilla less than Godzilla.

I have been taught by sisters at my catholic upbringing never to use a semicolon.

Said my boss, critiquing* my corrections of his poorly written narrative.

Grrrr….. Nuns, just because you don’t know *how* to use a semicolon, it doesn’t mean that a semicolon shouldn’t ever be used. I guess they can’t limit their misteachings to just religion; they also want to spread ignorant lies about grammar, too. That’s like me saying the double harmonic scale should never be used because I don’t know how to play a musical instrument. 

* Sorry, I guess no one should use French words like “critiquing” because I am not fluent in French.

Do you want to not be mocked by people who know how to use a semicolon? Learn here, here, or here.

Please, rotate yourself 180 degrees before puking.

Please, rotate yourself 180 degrees before puking.

annis Domini

(of multiple years or of a date range) Taking place a specified number of years following the assumed birth of Jesus Christ.

I like seeing information about Jesus put in its proper context. 

divineirony:

When my sister in law posts notes like this on Facebook, I feel that she grossly under appreciates the magnitude and intensity of suffering and what a psycho her god would be to willingly inflict such suffering as a “test”. Instead, I think she is referring more to the stress of planning a wedding (for example). 

I guess God tests some people by making it hard to find a parking space or a wedding venue, and others he tests by giving them AIDS from birth and almost zero food to eat, and as a bonus round, they must fend off brutal marauders.

divineirony:

When my sister in law posts notes like this on Facebook, I feel that she grossly under appreciates the magnitude and intensity of suffering and what a psycho her god would be to willingly inflict such suffering as a “test”. Instead, I think she is referring more to the stress of planning a wedding (for example).

I guess God tests some people by making it hard to find a parking space or a wedding venue, and others he tests by giving them AIDS from birth and almost zero food to eat, and as a bonus round, they must fend off brutal marauders.

divineirony:

Getting God’s Goat

divineirony:

Getting God’s Goat

divineirony:

christinsanity:

And stomp on you for eternity.

And what if I told you that Bigfoot loves you very much, he misses you, and if you have faith in him, you will conquer death and live forever in paradise??

divineirony:

christinsanity:

And stomp on you for eternity.

And what if I told you that Bigfoot loves you very much, he misses you, and if you have faith in him, you will conquer death and live forever in paradise??