God’s word, minus the rape and murder.
The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can’t change your mind, because God sure isn’t going to change His.
|—||Roger Ebert, film critic (1942-2013), via AWAD|
That’s not how education works
Nor how quotation marks work.
Via Charles Garnaat
And most important, don’t forget the collection plates! Always have collection plates!