Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
‘Well this is 2012’ - Priceless
Spreading god’s love by faulty logic and the elimination of all the people she finds icky.
I knew a whole gaggle of people like this; stupidity isn’t a requisite for being a Christian, but it seems to me that once sheeple stop actually *listening* to what they’re saying, when no one calls them out on how wrong they can be, when they themselves don’t question the accuracy and likelihood of things said and foretold, it does seem to be a bit easier to swallow the whole god story.
Also, here’s some increasingly horrible, icky, sticky humid weather. But don’t worry; in eight more months there will be five feet of snow. And tornados! Big ones!
The Universal Questions
If we are all sinners then why is my list of sins so much worse than your own?
If God own the cattle on a thousand hills then why do you constantly beg for my money to build His buildings?
If Jesus is so kind and gracious, then why do those who claim to follow him better than anyone else seem so petty and cruel?
If works do not save us then how do they then sanctify us?
If you had 507 people saved last year, where are they now?
If if our neighbor doesn’t have enough clothing or food and we do nothing but speak platitudes to them is that enough?
If fundamentalism is changing the world then why is the world so spectacularly unchanged?
If you love God and God loves the whole world then why can’t anybody see His love in you?
People are being attacked because they believe marriage should be between 1 man and 1 woman ( as God intended). So many people say this is “hate filled”. I disagree. No one is hating anyone. We just want to protect marriage as a sacred institution. I believe…
Traditional marriage as what’s defined in the traditional Bible? That’s a swell idea. I am now taking applications for any women who want to be my husband’s concubines. Also, I will urge my husband to marry his dead brother’s unpregnant widow in the hopes of impregnating her (Genesis 38:8). Babies all around!!!! It’s what God wants, and we know it’s what the people want since they keep going on and on about the sanctity of traditional marriage. I urge all of my readers in the Virginia area to support Brother Meade as he performs at the venues he’s posted on his site. Make sure you bring your concubines and maybe also that chick you raped and are required by the bible to marry (Deut 22:28-29). Together we can return to those traditional values of the bible.
Sounds legit. I’m sure they’re not just in it for the money; they have to cover all their overhead expenses somehow. However, they do seem a bit expensive. How’s this: if you pay me $93, I will prey - whoops, I mean *pray* - for one of your loved ones every day for a year (and twice on Arbor Day). Contact me for group rates.
